The meek shall inherit the Earth,
they are too weak to refuse.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy"
until you can find a rock.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance
Baffle Them With Bull Shit.

Fingers don't grow back.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Puritanism:
the haunting fear that someone, somewhere
may be happy.

There are two major products to come out of Berkeley.
LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.

I will be adding and adding and adding to this
page often. When I do, I'll change the color of the "font" to let
everyone know. If you have any good "Quotes" you would like to see here
I would love to have them.